sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

(Source: sharticles)

12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking

Dean: Just pray to God it's true.
Bobby: ... We need to come up a new sayin' for that.

blameaspartame:

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*

other words to say instead of Curses:

1. “fuck” - “frick”

2. “shit” - “crud”

3. “asshole” - “b-hole”

4. “penis” - “wimple”

5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”

6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”

7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

I’m in the hospital with my family because my little sister has a migraine

My older sister wrote on her patient board

Plan for Today:
Prepare for Zombie apocalypse 

Discharge Goal:
Make brain healthy so it can out think the zombies! Protect the cute face!

Questions for your child’s care team:
If her brain is malfunctioning ie:migraine will the zombies till want to eat her?  Is there a point in saving her? or should we keep her to trip?

Patient and Family Messages:
We do love you Leah but sacrifices must be made. 

runawayanddostupidthings:

fuckitletsgobowling:

theysayiam:

mostannoyingsoundintheworld:

What the fuck did I just watch? 

can’t stop watching

lolwut

its back

(Source: nicklugo)

coolkidkarkat:

sammneiland:

samsteak:

bukkakewindmill:

saccharinescorpion:

Jesus h chriSt

professional vore fetish series

but

jesus

i own that book…

(Source: arthursayshey)

itskarkatfuckingvantas:

natural-born-idjit:

homestuck the novel

what the hell am i doing, why is dave in a dress if dirk and rose switches clothes even though dirk is still violet and borrows rose’s ribbon

i have only one word

yolo

((OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD))